ArmorPlatedPorn

Pornography of things that could shrug off a bullet. This can mean a number of things, see the sidebar for details.

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(aomori) [F] blue is cool and all, but i think i prefer purple

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i still can’t get over the name wolf eel. it look’s nothing like a wolf! originality is dead. from here on, new inventions and technologies will probably just be acronyms [F] (inno-sjoa)

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(kuatabami) i am quite content that ghosts don’t exist, that would be frightening [F]

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despite the name, hornet is a spider

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an anthropomorphic ant with a cute smile

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i finally stand on the precipice, the day i worked for is so close, and yet… i’m so fucking scared [F] (esstac-kywi)

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[F] (egocider) days are becoming longer and night’s shorter again. this is awful

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new feathered dinos are so much better than the older proposals [F] (zzvinniezz)

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(inno-sjoa) [F] i’m going to prove sigmas can see into the future. people will comment “i bought the bank”

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oh shit its my stupid fucking reddit birthday everyone wish me a happy birthday its the fucking law you don’t wanna know what i’ll do if you don’t i’m making a list i’m like santa but evil [F] (justnyarla)

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(zevex) [F] one of the hardest lines i ever read was “WRATH YOU PRESCRIBED TO ME. MAN’S INHERENT HATRED. VERY WELL, I WILL ACQUIESCE. YOU WILL HAVE MY WRATH, UNTIL NOTHING LEFT OF ME REMAINS.” that djkaktus guy knows what’s what

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not much eldritch angel porn out there, shame. hey, thats what artificial intelligence’s for. this was drawn by a human though, just food for thought [F] (argigen)

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sometimes i wanna just drive out into the mountains and get lost forever (havoc63) [FF]

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that table must be made of bulletproof glass. i think most on this subreddit wish to be in a situation like this, but realistically i would never be able to sexually satisfy a dragon thats five times my size (etheross) [FM]

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i don’t get why people care so much about representation. i know who i am, i don’t need some fictional character to validate that [F] (stable diffusion)

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oh my lord she has heels built into her feet. what kind of murderous and evil bioengineer would do this? [F] (saidra)

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chat, does this go hard? [just a ton of dudes] (john wallin liberto)

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xenomorph with huge boobs, boobs so big they would cause serious back pain to someone in real life, and they would most likely get a breast reduction

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not a single logangster answered my call to action, which must mean i got a subreddit full of jack paulers. time to do the dab [F] (inno-sjoa)

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